Duck Dogers

 

Shout-out to Tanya Vessey & her crew at the Unison Writers Workshop. Thanks for the invitation to be guest writer. Hope you all enjoyed it as much as I did.

As with Roomers, we did a writing exercise.

As with Roomers, my contribution was Absurd.

 

Pipe Smoker Of The Year

Say it in a shout:

POD ME, BABY!

 

PETS WITH TOURETTES,

CRACKS IN TEAM POTATO,

 

LOLS LOLS LOLS LOLS,

WHERE’S MY FUCKEN POODLE???? !!!!

 

Or say it in a whisper:

swing slow sweet Tarago,

 

to bizzle or not to bizzle?

Is there some kind of special magic

 

to celebrity feet?

How do you go about structuring

 

three geckos & three thousand cows?

How can story telling

 

be cave dwelling millipedes

are always welcome?

 

What is the relationship

between Cold War unicorns

 

& kiss a donkey to cure toothache?

What is your responsibility

 

to your sphere of the unknown

& passive-aggressive Post-It notes

 

when you’re toying

with synchronised aloofness?

 

Get some hints & tips

from hope & one pickled onion.

 

Learn to jazz for ducks

& how to handle Illudium Phosdex.

 

 

 

 

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